Vivian

This is my grandmother, Vivian. She tells great stories, teaches me to knit, and makes a mean mid-afternoon martini. She also gives advice:
When your man is coming home from work, and you don't feel like making dinner that night, open the door naked with two martini's in hand (one for you and one for him). By that time you are through, it will be too late to start dinner and he will take you out.